It's either this or jail. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. . Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! Okay, Fucky? Chaka: We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. Why? I'm a noble rabbit Jay: The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] See production, box office & company info. [clears throat] Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. Chaka's Production Assistant: Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Yeah, you do that. I'll be right here waitin'. This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Get that shit the fuck out of here. Opening text: Jason Biggs: Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Just take it from "It's a good course.". Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. [getting into the van] Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Jay: You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. Jay: [to Jay] I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. Oh, now you're the director. Justice: Love- Jay and Silent Bob. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). What are you, fucking retarded? An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Especially you. Jay: For likeness rights? Jay: Silent Bob shakes his head]. That's pretty funny. The honeymoon's over. Jay: Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. Fuckin' smokin'! You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Matt Damon: You can't take it back. Brodie Bruce | Kevin Smith Wiki | Fandom Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! Fred: Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? And sometimes, you go back to the well. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK KEVIN SMITH DIMENSION REGION 2 PAL DVD at the best online prices at eBay! At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Stealin' the little monkey. [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? Wow! Miramax Security Guard Gordon: [counting his money] Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. . Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Jay and Silent Bob's first appearance of the new millennium took place in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the pair's first film outing as primary protagonists. It's a Miramax flick. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Its time I get my black ass out of here. There's no boogers in it sir. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Action, Gus or what? Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. Plaschke, this is Willenholly. Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. , none of you little fucks out there. Jay: Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. It's the new millennium. Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - DVD Talk He's crying out, "When Lord? Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - New on DVD | FYE [to Silent Bob] Whillenholly: A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Walt "Fanboy" Grover: See? Be Don Juan de la Nooch. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Sheriff: Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? Jay: Fuck! Banky: Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. Whillenholly: Compare. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. I can't belive this shit. A day. Look at me. Metatron: God? Jay: I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Wes Craven: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. You're doubling me, obviously. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Packed. Don't be so suburban. It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. Holy shit. Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. Reg Hartner: Jay: I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Jay: It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. Brent: Passerby: A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Banky: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdcompare.net These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. [singing] And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. They put those guys in a bunch of movies. Jay: We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. Whillenholly: I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. Silent Bob: Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Gus Van Sant: Boy, Walt. Get the fuck off her. If I go to prison will you wait for me? What? Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. Dogma (1999) - IMDb Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. Sissy: "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. We've got a mystery to solve! Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? She went for the set up. I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Don't say anything! Sorry, Justice. Then you can do the art picture. Hooker #2: Gus? Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Jay: Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Silent Bob: Jay: Right. Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - All The Tropes I'm a teen idol, dammit! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | The Movies Wiki | Fandom Chaka's Production Assistant: True story! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. Alyssa Jones: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Parents Guide - IMDb Teen #2: List of films featuring fictional films - Wikipedia WikiZero zgr Ansiklopedi - Wikipedia Okumann En Kolay Yolu . Yeah, I'll bet you do. Miramax? And that body? Holden: Holden: Brent: These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Brodie: Jay: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Half's not enough? See? Shaggy: Chaka: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Occupations Animal liberators (cover) Jewel thieves (in actuality) Powers/Skills Thievery Sabotage Incrimination Seduction and temptation Highly athletic and acrobatic Hobbies Setting up gullible men for pantsies for their criminal activities. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: They didn't really steal the monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. The monkey will spank us! More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. And Tubby here is my black man servant. James Van Der Beek: Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. You need two hands. Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. Jay and Silent Bob deleted scene - YouTube Chaka's Production Assistant: Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Justice: [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Steve Kmetko: That's the ape. Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? Matt Damon: Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Hey. Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Oh sorry I'm late. [his first words] Brenda? 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" nOmArch - Fanedit.org Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. Estimated time: 6 mins. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Backup on the way Sissy: Must kill him, doesn't it! Holy Shit. Jason Mewes Interview: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back 20th Anniversary I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Mua-ha-ha-ha! Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? R. . Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Jay: Hitchhiker: Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Jay: Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Missy: 'Scuse me. Jay: Yeah, sis. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. [to Silent Bob] [the monkey has been put into a car] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Funny - TV Tropes All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Dvd Review: "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" - Screen It By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? Until it happened to me. P.S. Are we gonna have a problem again? Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Whillenholly: The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. You don't know "Jungle Love?" En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Mua-ha-ha-ha! It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors Jay and Silent Bob Reboot is Offensively Bad : r/RedLetterMedia - reddit Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. Oh Jesus, again Ben? Alright. Randal Graves: In a Deleted Scene: You gotta do the safe picture. Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. There's nothing you can do about it. BBC - Films - review - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" Comedy. Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. Un-ban us. This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. Where To Watch Jay & Silent Bob Reboot Online (Is It On - ScreenRant Dante Hicks: Jay: Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. Sheriff: Chrissy: Chaka: Jay: You the man. I miss dating a lesbian. Justice: Say, what's all this talk about farting? Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. They gotta break into Provasik now. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! [slightly amused] I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes Banky: Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. Jay: [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. Jay: That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". Jason Biggs: Hooker #1: You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Jay: How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Kevin Smith Dimension Region 2 Pal Dvd [Looks down] I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! Randal Graves: A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. I came up with it before PBS. Brent: Jay: Whillenholly: Something nice. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Where we taking it from, Gus? Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records.
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